how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin
you fucking go girl
I AM THE DANGER!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA
one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block
this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg
can I have some fruit roll ups and share a bed with you? please?
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING
NO RICE NO LIFE.
finally people understand me .
i need this right now
He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
"Hup hup hup hup"
Ezra Koenig at Stubb’s in Austin, Texas - 04/24/14 (via @bvaustin)